The Abbott frowned, then shook his head,
"What is that man doing?
He's sprouting forth about a carbon tax,
His reasoning suspect and seriously lax!"The Abbott just sat there spewing!
King Brown perked up and looked around,
"I can't believe what I'm just hearing!The BHP head is a greenie at heart
With a price on carbon he wants, now, to start!"And King Brown commenced some stirring.