Election 2010 - V Day Minus 0! Polls Closed!

Just a few minutes and the polls will close.
Who will win, nobody knows!
With bated breath the people wait
For a sign, a tweet, to reveal their fate!

The night descends and friends will gather,
Candidates, exhausted, but nerves still a lather;
Political experts poised to voice
Expert opinion on the peoples' choice.

Quietly now, tele on, we await the show,
So crack a tinny, pour a wine -get on with it, let's go!

Election 2010 - V Day Minus 2! - Tony's Campaignathon!

After the non-debate in Brisbane last night we have spent most of today hearing how Tony Abbott is to undertake a campaignathon of 36 hours.  I guess that's fair enough!  After all, surely he can make his own choices at work?

"I'll campaign all night long," he said

"For 36 hours straight!"

"I want the people to really know

I'm ready to guide their fate."

"I tell you now I've learned a lot

And in understanding truly grown."

"I'm packed for moving to the Lodge

Smugglers, bike and tin can phone."

Whispers, "Now listen Andrew, Joe and July, tell me what you think;

Do you think we can get Work..you know...in without a bleedin' stink?"