Showing posts with label population growth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label population growth. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Election 2010 - V Day Minus 4! - Another Debate....

It would seem that another election debate is on its way.  Oh well....

Hooray! Another debate forthcoming
Or, at least, its on the cards.
More fuel for pencil and cartoonist skill,
More fun for cranky, part-time, bards.

Will we suffer just thirty minutes,
Or will we cop an hour?
Will it be a public hall discussion,
Or an economic punch-up, each the other to devour?

Bring it on folks, get it under way,
But be assured 'tis we, who have the final say!

Monday, August 9, 2010

"Populate or Perish"....."Eh?" "What?"

Both the Labor Government and Liberal/National Opposition have announced policies to "stop the boats", at the same time as making noises about restricting immigration.  Both sides also have similar policies on paid maternity/parenting leave.  I think this has something to do with population policy, although I'm not too sure....!

Both government and opposition
Will tighten up on immigration;
Student visas will hit the wall
While uni growth will slow and stall.
Migrant workers will seek in vain
For any visa they can claim,
And bosses will wail and weep,
Overworked, short-handed and too little sleep!

This is a considered policy on population
With performance pay for copulation.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Population Policy The Abbott Way

The news of the day today was the Opposition announcement of changes to its Parental Leave policy.  These changes were announced by Opposition Leader,Tony Abbott, who also announced the earlier version  in March.  Given Mr Abbott's interpretation of the truth, as revealed by him on the 7.30 Report, one must wonder!

Ah, Tony, Tony, Tony,
Was your first go at Parental Leave
Off the cuff and just a phoney?
Or was it intended to deceive
Midst no discussion with Liberal Cronies?

So, now we're blessed with Version Two,
Perhaps this time on paper written.
Different levy and start date new
(Business mates, not exactly smitten!).
A population policy midst the cry and hew.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

For Colour, Perhaps A Dab of Brown!

     Today, we saw former Foreign Minister Alexander Downer quoted as running former PM Kevin Rudd as a double agent, and then deny it. We then saw PM Gillard get stuck into Liberals for their "disgraceful attack" on Rudd.  All this while Liberals accuse Labor of a dirt campaign against Opposition Leader Abbott (see "disgraceful attack" report).
     Meanwhile, the Greens got on with the election with Leader Bob Brown officially launching their campaign.

A little bit of innuendo
A little bit of spite,
A touch of "oh no, it wasn't me!"
"The quoting is not quite right."

A little bit of indignation
A little bit of "shock, horror"
A touch of "how dare you, sir"
But not a scrap of honour.

Policies hardly worth a crumpet, little to call profound;
Perhaps, if we're seeking green, we'll need to try some Brown.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Boring Election

ABC News reported on Tuesday, 20 July, that the Australian Sex Party has accused the major parties of turning Australia into a "nanny" nation.

Boring! Bland and boring, that's what it is.
The campaign now a few days old,
Nothing ventured...nothing bold,
Just a spiel devoid of choice
No-one listening to the people's voice.

Please, give me a real policy, going forward,
One, just one, that stirs the blood,
Something more than slinging mud!
But wait, now listen, there's something hearty!
Please make welcome the Aussie Sex Party!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Abbott Bans Babies (Liberal Policy)

As the 2010 Australian election machine gets under way, Opposition Leader, Tony Abbott, has reiterated Liberal Party policy to place a cap on population growth. Perhaps poor Tony hasn't thought of all the consequences.

"China has a one child policy
And we will allow one, too.
One for Mum, but none for Dad,
Ah, no more, ah, one must do.

Now, you know I am of Catholic faith,
Where reproduction strongly ranks,
So it is sad that I must say it, boys,
Snip, snip...you must shoot blanks!"

Thus spoke the Abbott at election,
His policy is to ban erection!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Hooked On Fish - Part 4

You Have Been Conned - This Is Not Really About Fish! 

     Australia has been run on the basis of a "Dotocracy" since its earliest beginnings.  To some extent, it has been a good thing in that we have developed quaint differences between the States which, overall, has fostered a healthy competitiveness.  Where would we be without the Sheffield Shield cricket or State of Origin Rugby League?

     There have been occasions, however, when the Dotocracy fought against us.  

     Some readers may recall the stoush in the early 1900's over the site for a National Capital which resulted in a land-locked island in the middle of NSW, now known as Canberra (not a criticism - I live there and love it).  At the time of formation, and for many years after, Canberra was a hard place to get to, a hard place to live in, a hard place to communicate with and, therefore, hard to do business in.

     Readers may also recall the railway gauge issue that dogged rail travel in this country for most of the 20th century.  This was an excellent example of Dotocracy working at its best.  NSW decided on a gauge of 1435mm; Victoria and South Australia 1600mm; Tasmania, Queensland, Western Australia (with parts of South Australia) 1067mm.  By 1917, a person wishing to travel from Perth to Brisbane was required to change trains six times (an interesting read is A History of Rail in Australia).

     So, let's get back to the topic and think about joining some dots.

     In Hooked On Fish, Parts 1-3, we explored some of the issues around Australian aquaculture, particularly land based aquaculture.  We coined the phrase "Dotocracy" to demonstrate that, regardless of the amount of good work being done, efforts were fragmented.  The dots were not being joined and, as a consequence, opportunities were being missed.

     However, the issue goes far beyond the development of aquaculture, for its own sake.  We live in a country whose greatest natural resource is land.  We sent and encouraged people, from the earliest times, to explore and exploit this resource.  They did so with enthusiasm and developed agricultural enterprises, built regional cities, towns and villages.  They established forms of communication, appropriate to the technology of the day.  They tapped into resources such as water and timber.  They discovered and exploited the mineral wealth which continues to underwrite our ongoing economic prosperity.  They fought the disasters - fire, flood, dust and drought -  that confronted them on a regular basis.  They hung on and survived, often times by their fingernails, because they had to and because they had learned to love their place in the world.  

     In return, we sometimes sent a visiting Prime Minister or Premier; we handed out a few grants and prepared reports; we built a few arterial roads and we turned a promising rail network into a nostalgic anachronistic member of the "what might have been" club.  We encouraged them to tap into the rivers, the streams and the underground water basins and to plant and grow, plant and grow, plant and grow!  And now that the water is not what it used to be, now that rural enterprises use a fraction of the staff they used to, now that these towns and villages and lifestyles that we read about in "Henry Lawson" and "Banjo Patterson" are fading, our answer is to tell them they must stop using the water, they must pull out their orchards, they must stop milking their cows and "maybe you shouldn't be there!"  Meanwhile, the rest of us, the great majority who have the majority of votes, cling like limpets on a rock to the comfort and connivance of the big cities on the coast!

     Of course, its not all doom and gloom.  We just have to learn to join the dots, and that brings us back to fish, kind of!

     In the early 1970's, the Commonwealth Government of the day implimented a policy of "Regional Growth Centres".  The policy identified focus points such as Bathurst/Orange (NSW) and Albury/Wodonga (NSW/Victoria).   To an extent, there has been some long term success with this concept, although handicapped with dubious communications through a lack of rail, road and telecommunication infrastructure for the first 2-3 decades.  At no time since this policy was introduced has anything other than lip service been paid to the notion that the concept could be developed as a deliberate and aggressive strategy to ease the pressure on big city expansion, at the same time as rejuvenating our rural and regional communities.  Like the question of aquaculture, lots of dots but no lines to join them.

     The forecasts for population growth indicate that, without a policy shift, that growth will occur in our major coastal cities.  This need not be a threat.  It is, in fact, an opportunity to drive the decentralisation agenda in a much more aggressive and targeted manner.  Of course, the "no growth" brigade have been out in force on this topic. In truth, the "no growth" brigade have no argument.  If you don't grow you die.  Its that simple.  We have to learn to cope and deal with an ever increasing world population, to which we in Australia will contribute a tiny portion.

     The forecasts for climate change and its consequences for agricultural production generally indicate a long term shift is required in the manner we approach traditional agriculture and food production.  The preceding fishy tales provide an illustration of how significant intensive and integrated food production enterprises can be developed, using a fraction of the water compared with traditional methods, impacting on much smaller areas of land and potentially offering many more employment opportunities.

     This series of articles is really about the development and implementation of good policy, with particular emphasis on encouraging the survival of regional Australia.  If sound policy is developed, fully recognising the connectivity between cities, country towns, transport, communication, food production, good health, lifestyle, employment, water availability and consumption, etc, then we might just start to join the dots and escape from the clutches of Dotocracy.
     Perhaps, after all, it could start with a good feed of fish!