Australia First Party to seduce the Australian Sex Party.
"Hello, is this the Australian Sex Party?
I'm from Australia First and would like to have a chat.
Could we meet for a cup of coffee
To talk a little, of this and that?"
"Now, perhaps we can discuss positions,
You know, how we could get together,
Share a little of how we can help
Each other be joined in this endeavour?"
Australia First then cried in shame,
Screwed by experts, themselves to blame!